I printed out a picture for a stupid, and I mean STUPID, actually no, I mean STOOPID theater project. And I was really fascinated by how a printer spits out a beautiful color photo. I know that’s not all that amazing to you guys, but think about it. How the hell is each little ink droplet so precise that it looks exactly like what we see in the picture made of pixels on the computer? Fascinating stuff dude. Or maybe because my Father deprived me of ever using color ink before, every time I see it it’s like a miraculous occurrence I might never get to experience again HAHA.
I think out of all of our mothers, we can easily agree that mine has the least amount of shame. Don’t agree? Remember the itchy-crotch-while-driving story? You don’t? Oh, well…good for you.
Anyways today my mother was just enthralled with the idea that for dinner tonight we were going to have enchiladas (from Diana’s: it’s a Mexican restaurant on Pioneer right before Rosecrans and In-n-out)! So after school I drove her there (no I don’t have my license. Don’t ask…it’s a touchy subject) and when I parked, I locked the doors and she said,
"No, don’t lock the doors! Get the casserole dish on the back seat!"
"On the back seat!"
Okay….so I look in the back seat and lo and behold! The dish sits in front of me, empty. I saw it earlier but figured that someone had returned it to her or she was loaning it out…something normal like that. I grab the dish and say,
"What are you gonna do with it…?"
"Put in the enchiladas!"
"Yeah…I’ll have them do it."
"What? Okay that’s weird"
"Erin, how is that weird?"
"Well I’ve never seen it done before…"
We enter the store and I head for my pan dulce. Mother says,
"Well clearly you have not learned."
She approaches the cashier and asks for enchiladas to which the cashier says,
"Oh, we only sell those by the dozen." Not good enough for momma. She replies,
"Well I only want six…"
"Can you make three cheese and three chicken?"
"Sure, no problem"
"Can you put it in this dish?"
"Oh…yeah that’s fine"
And the cook behind the counter filled the dish with enchiladas looking oh-so-amused by the casserole dish. I’m pretty sure it was the first time he ever did something like that and I’m pretty sure they’ll never forget my mother after that. Actually I’m pretty damn sure everyone, especially people in the food industry, never forget my, for lack of a better term, odd-requesting-and-sometimes-bordering-on-down-right-demanding mother.
So I found this on urbandictionary, and I thought it was really funny :) It’s about cerritos.
A small city in Southern California that is overruled by the Asian race and where almost all of the white people have been driven out. Few white people still reside, but the ones that do are slowly getting infected with the Asian culture. Anime freaks and smelly food are everywhere in this city, and not to mention there isn’t a house you can find that doesn’t have a dog. The people in charge of this city must be complete idiots, because they spent millions of dollars on a freaking library, and don’t really seem to give a rat’s ass about anything not related to education. Dumb people are not usually welcome here, as Cerritos is obsessed with their education and school system. Schools are filled with nerds and bookworms, while the high school football team can barely win a game. Half the people who live in Cerritos can’t seem to speak English, and if you are not of Asian descent, you tend to feel not welcomed in lots of places. Cerritos is very strict also and you can not even park your own car in certain places near your house. Another thing, the people here are generally annoying, and the people of Asian descent can sometimes be very unfriendly to other races.
However, there are some good things about Cerritos. It is a beautiful city, very well taken care of, and you won’t find a better sports/youth program anywhere else for kids. There are plenty of major brand company stores around, and there is even a huge town center with its own theater. You never have to worry about crime or bad things in Cerritos, because it is a very peaceful city. All of the schools have safe campuses and decent people.
Overall, if you’re not Asian, I would consider living somewhere else, because this city isn’t geared towards other races. But, if you have to live here, it aint that bad of a place, and it sure is a helluva lot better than living in the ghetto, or hell, living with a bunch of white people who don’t know what race they want to be, AKA wiggers, White posers.