Erin:my dad just killed a massive spider the size of a quarter. it was making this fucking huge web that i could sleep in in my backyard
Erin:i've seen the web for two days, but never the spider. and it was building its web which was actually really cool. but then i blew at it and it moved to protect its eggs and i was like EGGS?! OH FUCK NO DADDDDDYYYYY
Belinda:LoL we had spider eggs hatched in my garage once. It was gross
Erin:ew how do you kill spider eggs?
Belinda:Well we had an army of small baby spiders so we just took a spray and killed them
The origin of the idea of soul mates came from Plato. He believed that originally a person consisted of four arms, four legs, and two faces. Zeus was threatened by the power people posed and so he split them, forcing us to wander the earth looking for our, literal, other half.
We were discussing lactose intolerance in Chem today....
and we were talking about whether or not lactose intolerance is permanent or natural or developed and our Professor said that if lactose hits the system then the body will automatically create lactase.
Then someone asked, “Well what about vegans? Can they start eating milk products after 10 years?”
And Professor Pierce said, “Well when vegans are rehabilitated….”
anyways… as he merrily walks down the path of delusion, disillusion, and deafness he becomes more and more amusing to myself and my mother.
Like today, my brother, my mother, my dad, and four of his friends went out to dinner. My brother and I paid -_- Never again, they eat like teenage boys. Not the point. So we went home for dessert and they all talked, and after a while my father went upstairs (this was at about 10:30PM) and he never went back down again.
His friends were still downstairs.
I just went down (it’s 11:30PM) right now to inform his friends, because I’m not sure if they were entirely aware, that my father has gone to bed. LOL.
They just left because the celebrant has now retired.
The last time I went to a party where the celebrant slept before his/her celebrees (wtf?) was when I was at a 1-year-old’s party and she was getting cranky at 8PM.
I guess this is just a lesson that as we age, in a way we just get younger haha. Never-ending cycle.
I think the next time I have a birthday party with you guys, I’ll go to bed before you guys even leave ;) I’m sure you’ll appreciate that.
It's just one of the Thursdays that I wish we had Thursday Notes.
REMEMBER….back in the day…when we used to send those Thursday notes to each other because Thursday seemed like the bad day of the week? LOL. i still can’t believe we gave each other letters (or trinkets) for about two years..huh? keke. :D
even though we saw each other a week ago….i miss you guys. hehe. <3